Am trăit s-o vedem și pe asta.
Vă pregătiți pentru Conservator, stimabililor ?
Fiecare controlor, dotat cu câte o pereche de căști profesionale pe urechi, are în față întreg repertoriul trupei britanice de reggae UB 40 și își notează atent posibilele conotații periculoase ale versurilor pieselor, raportate la linia melodică, utilizate de dușman la adresa conducerii IGI.
Mai toți (cu excepția lui Oarză/MTV) își agită frenetic și capetele în ritmul muzicii, descoperind că unele albume sună destul de bine chiar și pentru urechile lor.
E clar, ați luat virusul Reggae, băieți. Nu există antidot.
Ce simptome aveți ?
Asimptomaticul Oarză îi tot îmbie cu piese noi : "Ascultați-o și pe asta ! Cum vi se pare ? E agresivă rău, nu ? <Who you fighting for ? > război, politică, manifest dur împotriva autorităților, etc. Dar asta ?
(Nu agreează genul. De asta e și așa de rău intenționat.
Ce serviți maestre ? Poate o romanță, o manea...)
Probabil că nu toate realizările UB 40 se pretează la descrierea situației inedite de la IGI.
Majoritatea da, însă trebuie mereu să te cobori cu mesajul original pentru a ridiculiza/parodia niște apucături care nu pot fi vindecate așa ușor printr-o terapie muzicală. Și riști să strici și hit-ul respectiv pe ceva ce nu merită.
De exemplu, piesa <The way you do the things you do> ar putea fi folosită pentru a ilustra perfect (exact pe dos) cum ne-a îndulcit Medrega viața la IGI.
Dar merită, oare, un asemenea hit, o asociere atât de anostă ? Doar ca să facem un pic haz de necaz ? Bine, nici UB 40 nu se poate strica așa ușor...
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I like the way you do the things you do
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You know you could've been a flower
If good looks were minutes
You know you could've been an hour
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If good looks were minutes
You know you could've been an hour
The way you stole my heart
You know you could've been a crook
And baby you're so smart
You know you could have been a school book
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And baby you're so smart
You know you could have been a school book
Well you could've been anything that you wanted to
I can tell
The way you do the things you do
I like the way you do the things you do
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